Sheer joy aboard the number twenty eight
When schools are closed for two-week Christmas break.
No squarking gangly boys in gobbling flocks
And no teen stink of ancient mouldy socks.
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Motherhood has never been so much fun
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A Little Tea Time Prayer, By Mel
Our tea, who art in the pot,
Delicious be thy name.
Thy crockery come,
Thy will be done,
With loose leaves as it is with tea bags.
Pour us this day our daily brew,
And forgive us our cappuccinos,
As we forgive those who sip cappuccinos in front of us.
Lead us not into Starbucks,
But deliver us to the nearest tearooms,
For thine is the cuppa,
The comfort and the flavour,
Forever and ever. Our Char.
Delicious be thy name.
Thy crockery come,
Thy will be done,
With loose leaves as it is with tea bags.
Pour us this day our daily brew,
And forgive us our cappuccinos,
As we forgive those who sip cappuccinos in front of us.
Lead us not into Starbucks,
But deliver us to the nearest tearooms,
For thine is the cuppa,
The comfort and the flavour,
Forever and ever. Our Char.
Mel
moi
About Me
- Mel
- Milan, Lombardia, Italy
- You can take the girl out of England, but you can't take England out of the girl. Best not fight it. Yikes, now I've even gone and created two little Italians of my own! 13th year of wrestling with the congiuntivo (and counting)
Be Green in Florence articles by Mel - The Florentine
- green resolutions
- i'm dreaming of a green christmas
- the good and the bad
- don't be a drip
- trash trail part 2: one man's potato peelings
- student friendly green guide to florence
- trash trail part 1 - george clooney's rubbish
- fresh n' green
- on yer bike
- mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greenest candidate of all?
- back to our roots - the zucchini mission
- be green in florence
Also by Mel
- Weekly Telegraph - i've got G.A.S.
- Weekly Telegraph - foodie Italians
- Weekly Telegraph - the dreaded post office
- Weekly Telegraph - breaking the law
- Florentine - old sea dogs, fish stew and palm trees
- Florentine - riding a scooter
- Florentine - owning a bike
- Florentine - solitude of prime numbers review
- Florentine - unholy mischief book review
- Florentine - monster of florence review
- Florentine - italianissimo book review
- Florentine - pinocchio book review
Please sir, I want some more
Poo, glorious poo!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While she's in the mood,
It's rich and creamy as custard!
Please pudding, just hold it in -
We're almost out of wet wipes.
God, it's everywhere, pass the bin,
I'm - on - nappy - strike!
Poo, glorious poo!
Squirting out of the side flap.
Half-way up her back too,
Pampers, Huggies, they're all crap!
Just picture a great big turd,
Dried, curdled or stewed,
Oh, poo,
Wonderful poo,
Marvellous poo,
Glorious poo!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While she's in the mood,
It's rich and creamy as custard!
Please pudding, just hold it in -
We're almost out of wet wipes.
God, it's everywhere, pass the bin,
I'm - on - nappy - strike!
Poo, glorious poo!
Squirting out of the side flap.
Half-way up her back too,
Pampers, Huggies, they're all crap!
Just picture a great big turd,
Dried, curdled or stewed,
Oh, poo,
Wonderful poo,
Marvellous poo,
Glorious poo!
L'inno di Mamma
Bambini d'Italia,Anzi passami la grappa!
la mamma è cotta.
Con i caprici al'Esselunga
ho perso la testa.
Dov'è la caffettiera?Son pronta birichino;
Che schiava di Pampers,
oddio, ce la farò?
Stringiamoci al lettino!
Son pronta birichino;
Il nido chiamò!
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those wrights are crazy cats
words words words
Malapropisms rain galore
Eclectic mix of words soar
Lavendar strewn across the floor
Impetuous princes draw their swords
Stucco cracks all over the walls
Soothing calm begins to fall
Aardvarks loiter at the start of it all...
copyright melissa morozzo 2014
Eclectic mix of words soar
Lavendar strewn across the floor
Impetuous princes draw their swords
Stucco cracks all over the walls
Soothing calm begins to fall
Aardvarks loiter at the start of it all...
copyright melissa morozzo 2014
1 comment:
Hi Mel,
I just saw your comment on my blog. I thought I knew you from somewhere!! I go to the bookshop usually once a week to see what's new. I'll definetely say hi next time! Ciao!
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